Sunday, June 3, 2007

Are You Familiar With Texas Lawyers?

Texas Lawyers Come to the Rescue
Rex is in a bit if trouble. Last week he was happily working at the tuna plant monitoring the production of Dolphin-free tuna. His mind was on work, so he didn't see the bucket of water by his feet. Rex knocked it over and an unsuspecting tuna-can capper slipped and fell. Rex felt terrible. The worker broke her tail bone. Rex offered to pay for her medical services. He thought the situation was handled and closed. Unfortunately Rex was served with a lawsuit the next day. Rex didn't know what to do. It was an accident, and now the worker wants to sue him for $1,000,000. What should he do? Rex was so depressed he wasn't even playing online casino, his favorite pasttime. As he's surfing the net, he decides to check out Texas lawyers. Rex doesn't know any Texas lawyers, but if he looks online, he might find a competent lawyer.

Rex Is A Big Fan Of Texas Lawyers
Rex is amazed at the group of Texas lawyers he finds online. He calls up a firm and is put through to Jimmy. Jimmy listens to Rex's story and tells him not to worry. Texas lawyers always fight for the little guy. Jimmy uses his charm, guile, and tough talk to persuade the tuna plant worker to drop her suit. Phew! Rex is relieved. He's going to tell all his friends to use Texas lawyers if they ever get into legal trouble. Jimmy sends Rex a very reasonable bill, as well as a discount coupon for Ben & Jerry's ice cream. How cool is that? Texas lawyers care, and they'll fight tooth and nail for you.

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