And this is why Pete's in jail.... "It's all very well making this hooch and selling such big quantities of it! We need to have a hot-shot company of Texas DUI lawyers on the payroll too!"
"Anyone drinks this stuff and then tries to drive a car will need more than Texas DUI lawyers! This stuff is dynamite!"
"Yeah, paint remover!"
"Okay, guys, get serious. What about the Texas DUI lawyers?"
"Yaller pages, Pop!"
"Okay, here's a whole bunch of Texas DUI lawyers. How do I choose one?"
"Pete get arrested for DUI and then you invite a couple of these Texas DUI lawyers to give us a quote and see if they can get him off the hook. Hey, Pete, bring a bottle of that '95 stuff over here!"
Pete staggers over waving a bottle. "Wha's it for man? Jeez, this fresh air is terrible, man!"
"Pete, you are gonna get drunk and take off down the road in the car and get yourself arrested so Pop can choose the best Texas DUI lawyers. Got it?"
"Right! But I don't need anything to drink. I'm drunk enough!"
"Great! Just jump in the Chevy and take off down the road, Pete! That'll be enough to test the lawyers."
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